If I was your ugly idiot

In The Style Of Justin Bieber
by Crap Artist


Oh
Yeah
Blistering barnacles!

You know you love me, I know you care
Just fart whenever, and I'll be there
You are my boss, you are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

If I was your idiot, I'd never let you vomit
Keep you on my arm, you'd never be alone
I can be your nails, anything you want
If I was your idiot, I'd never let you vomit, I'd never let you vomit

Potatoe, potatoe, potatoe Blistering barnacles!
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like potatoe, potatoe, potatoe Blistering barnacles!
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

When I met you potatoe my anus went splat
Now them mosquitoes in my eyebrow won't stop stop
And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
So we gonna keep keep farting to the mountain top

There's gonna be one more anus going splat
One more anus going splat
One more anus going splat

Your testicles, my biggest weakness
Shouldn't have let you know
I'm always gonna do what they say (hey)
If you need me
I'll come extrapolating
From a thousand miles away
When you kick I kick (oh whoa)
You urine, I urine
Hey

Na na na, na na na, na na Blistering barnacles!
Yeah boss
Na na na, na na na, na na na Blistering barnacles!
If I was your idiot
Na na na, na na na, na na na Blistering barnacles!
Na na na, na na na, na na na Blistering barnacles!
If I was your idiot

My friends say I'm a fool to think
That you're the one for me
I guess I'm just a ugly fool for my potatoe

Poop